Clever Christmas Captions,Quotes, Wishes, Messages, Greetings
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
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“I don’t know if There’ll Be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer.”
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“Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.”
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“Christmas tree o’ Christmas tree, your ornaments are history.”
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“Smile like you mean it. This is how we earn our presents.”
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“If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.”
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“It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”
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“Sweet but twisted. Does that Make me a Candy Cane?”
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“Merry Christmas You Cotton Headed Ninnymuggins.”
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“Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation.”
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“All the jingle ladies.”
“Oh deer.”
“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
“Believe in your elf.”
“Meet me under the mistletoe.”
“Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.”
“All spruced up.”
“There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.”
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“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”
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“Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time
that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his
choice.”
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“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
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“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”
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“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”
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“Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries not Included.”
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