Ted 2

Roles played:

1. Mark Wahlberg/John
2. Seth MacFarlane/Ted (voice)
3. Amanda Seyfried/Samantha
4. Jessica Barth/Tami-Lynn
5. Giovanni Ribisi/Donny
6. Morgan Freeman/Patrick Meighan

Below is a compilation of quotes, dialogues and phrases from ‘TED 2′:

#1.

Patrick Stewart/Narrator: Happily ever after only exist in fairy tales.

Yet, a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend.

Priest: I now pronounce you teddy bear and wife.You may kiss the bear.

Patrick Stewart/Narrator: Proving that Americans don’t give a crap about anything. (Trailer)

#2.

Seth MacFarlane/Ted (voice): So I got some big news.Tami-Lynn and I are gonna have a baby.

Mark Wahlberg/John: That’s awesome! Wait, how do you guys…

Seth MacFarlane/Ted (voice): We need a sperm donor. (Trailer)

#3.

Seth MacFarlane/Ted (voice): What is that? What are you doing?

Mark Wahlberg/John: I’m getting ready to it.

Seth MacFarlane/Ted (voice): What do you mean, “you’re getting ready”? What are you doing with your hand?

Mark Wahlberg/John: I’m doing this for you so when I get in I can just bust it out.

Seth MacFarlane/Ted (voice): What do you think, you’re at a Red Lobster? (Trailer)

#4.

Jessica Barth/Tami-Lynn: Oh my God, look at this!It says that if we want to have a baby you’re gonna have to prove you’re a person in a court of law! (Trailer)

#5.

Amanda Seyfried/Samantha: I’m Samantha Jackson. You must be Ted.

Seth MacFarlane/Ted (voice): Huh, yeah, Samantha Jackson, what’s you middle name?

Amanda Seyfried/Samantha: Leslie

Seth MacFarlane/Ted (voice): Oh my God! You’re Sam L. Jackson! (Trailer)

Please do come back for more quotes once the movie is released!